yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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