I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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