Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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