If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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