Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
we're so committed to being not committed
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Dear god my vagina.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
