For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Can you repeat that, but with context?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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