Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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