i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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