wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and she was petting her beer can
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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