yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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