i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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