I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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