your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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