Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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