good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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