She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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