His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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