i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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