My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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