There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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