i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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