alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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