you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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