Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
