I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we're so committed to being not committed
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