Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Life is so much better after having sex.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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