omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I have post one night stand depression
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