Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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