Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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