once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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