So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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