Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Randomize
