when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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