Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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