Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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