i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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