i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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