Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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