She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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