what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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