Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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