So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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