I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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