The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
