her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
