Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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