I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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