New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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