farters have to be the big spoon...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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