hell yes lets make some ravioli
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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